What is 'MURICA?
What is your ideal view on 'MURICA?
Much has been said about 'MURICA. What does 'MURICA mean to you? Let me give you my vision of 'MURICA:
In muh 'MURICA:
Everyone loves Baseball in the Summer and Football in the Fall.
Everyone has a pick-up truck with a gun rack and 'Murican flag decal on the back window with a dog hanging his head out the passenger's side window.
Everyone goes to visit their Momma on Sunday afternoon.
Everyone goes to a Christian Church, or at least claims to be Christian while they sleep in on Sunday mornings (HypoChristians or CINO Christian in Name Only)
Everyone has a 'Murican flag flying in their yard.
Everyone has a handgun in their home.
Israel is 'MURICA's best friend and ally.
Everyone votes Republican or for the Conservative candidate.
There is a gigantic statue of President Ronald Reagan on the National Mall.
The whole Kardashian family is exiled to Cuba.
Pat Buchanan is elected President of the United States.
AND, last but not least...
Any citizen wearing pajamas and/or slippers over the age of 10 out to Wal-Mart or any other business establishment is shot on sight with no trial needed.