posted about 4 years ago
HAH!! Ya'll thought I was leaving. Don't worry though I still have a year, or maybe not. As many of you already know the Gulag(jk) that is the myUMBC moderating team has decided to get rid of discussions during their update of myUMBC. There is no clear word yet whether the old discussions will be carried over to the new format or just deleted. So it seems like this might be the last chance to enjoy the cluster-fuck that is the discussions section of myUMBC. This post is a goodbye to the old myUMBC and the old order.
So in-between bouts of procrastinating studying for my finals and making noise in the library I have compiled a list of some the best threads myUMBC has to offer. Below you will find a list of threads that I consider my favorites. Beneath each link is also a comment from said thread, so you can see what you're getting into. Please enjoy as this may be the last time you get to view them.
Why would someone need balls to show up to a myUMBC social? I barely want to spend 5 minutes communicating via text with the lot of you, who in their right mind would spend an evening in close proximity with you all at a run down bar?--Young Cho
ITT: Homophobes being giant dicks.--Khaled Elgendy
*Gazes with longing at those same clouds*
May is coming, and I'll soon be free of this rat hole.--David Adamsen
I don't think there is a such thing as rock bottom here on myUMBCchan, just an endless abyss. Just remember that no matter how bad things are here, we can always find new and improved ways to make them worse :-) --Brandon Benitez
I think the Blacks did it.--Gabriel Lockett
I DON'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS CAUSE MY KNOTS DON'T FIT---Tyler Zaccagnini
Every time I thought this thread died for good, it gets brought back. It just will not go away.--Colin Leach
This thread is like attending your own funeral....---Sarah Hinman
Your critical thinking skills extend just about as far as your typing skills...
So, like, none.---Connor Alexandor
PEOPLE NEED TO DO MORE THAN JUST PROTEST, WE NEED TO JOIN TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW THE ILLUMINATI!!!!
KILLUMINATI!!!! :D---Duncan Robinson
Stop pretending like you read the bible Erik. You're Muslim now. You're supposed to pretend that you read the Quran. ---Khaled Elgendy
The truth is this. You have lied, you have lusted, you have hated, you have broken God's law. You are guilty in His courtroom and the punishment is eternity in hell. But Jesus offers to pay your fine so that the law can be satisfied and you'll be free to go. And the plot twist is, He is your judge as well as the one who offers to take your punishment for you. Which would you rather He be for you personally? That is your life's choice.---Erik Walker
Matt has this tendency that when he's trying to defend one of his comments, he will go on to write something even worse than the comment he's "defending".---Timothy Chambers
APRIIL FOOL'S NIGGAZ!!!! :D
KILLUMINATI!!!! :D----Duncan Robinson
Here's one last analogy on point: you all know the game, "circle jerk," right? Not my fave, but great fun game for some people, right? Perfectly legal. Good for health and well-being, they say.
But would the library be a good place to play that one?----John Boon
Obviously these aren't all the notable threads on myUMBC, but can only look into the abyss for so long before it starts to look back. If you have you're own favorite threads please post them below. Also feel free to discuss your views on myUMBC.
As a final note since this maybe the last time I talk to many of you because of the change I just want to say no hard feeling. This is especially meant for Boon,Walker, Eck, and the Adamsen Twins. I know I talk shit about ya'll, and I stand by a lot of what I say. Don't take that to mean that I have anything against you. It's seems pointless to hate someone you've never met.
So Farewell comrades. Hopefully we will meet again, and hopefully the library will be quieter when we do so. Until then goodbye and good-luck on finals.