The Glorious American Smokeout
The last stand of the UMBC smoker
Come out, one and all, whether smokers or not, to The Glorious American Smokeout! If an estimate I heard is correct, then there are roughly 1,800 smokers on this campus. If around half of us can find the time to come out on Study Day (and I know you can), we can witness one last breath of the celebrated tradition of smoking on the UMBC campus.
The main event is to be held in the Harbor Hall courtyard. If space is unavailable, go to the next closest smoking area. We can coordinate with our personal networks of smoking buddies to pitch in for cartons, test flights, hookahs, packs of disposable lighters, or whatever else we may need to ensure that the entire turnout is smoking.
Don't let smoking go out with a fizzle. Let it go out in a blaze of glory.