There has been a long-running undercurrent of tension between different undergraduate majors. Some, like the Acting and Music majors, work in harmony together, intermingling. But others are bitter towards one another.
The Mechanical Engineers claim that Political science majors do nothing important, while Physics majors sneer at the math students for not doing anything in the real world.
Timon Pumba, a Junior Biochem major, said “I study for 8 hours a day, and work, and eating, and sex, and attending class. And my girlfriend, who’s an “information systems major”, if that’s even a real thing, sits around on her computer all day! I’m sick and tired of it!”
Last night the tension burst as fights broke out in the commons, after an unfortunate incident involving the line for pasta at 2Mato.
Jessie Pinkman, a freshman elementary education major who was involved in the situation, has been quoting saying “Who are you? What are you doing? ahhh, that hurts, stop, stop, aaahhhh”
Right now the death count is 4 engineering, 2 biology, 19 Gender and Womens' studies, and 1 undeclared undergraduate.
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