Add another chapter to your story because life’s a book and we all hate each other here!
Want to know more about us? People usually don’t. Our mission is to prepare young men and women to grow up and become the one person everyone in the office hates. Want to be the woman in the office who eats everyone else's food, or the guy that is always obnoxiously too loud? Join Greek life!
Are you looking for manipulative friends you can take the worst looking planned pictures with? Would you like to live in a house that’s falling apart? Do you feel lost in college? Join us!
Do we know what were doing, well no, but pay a few hundred dollars and get all the fake friends, shit beer and judgement you’d like.
To be eligible you must:
Own a pair of Sperrys
Love to wear matching clothes
Have a distorted sense of self