A Smoke Free President

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:33:00 -0400
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President Obama has beaten one of his biggest challengers…

Smoking!

The president had been public about his bad habit in the past and has tried to quit since taking office. Now, having received his official check-up, his physician certified him as “tobacco free.”

The president is in excellent health and ‘fit for duty.’ All clinical data indicate he will remain so for the duration of his presidency.”

The report also noted healthy eating and exercise for the commander-in-chief.

Now how will he deal with the stress of this economy?!