Happy April Fools’ Day! You are reading an article written for our April Fools’ edition of the newspaper, The Deceiver. This is a work of satire. In a shocking turn of events, everything sucks...
March 27, 2019
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Happy April Fools’ Day! You are reading an article written for our April Fools’ edition of the newspaper, The Deceiver. This is a work of satire. I am a joke, a goddamn joke. My life is a lie. I...
March 27, 2019
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10:30 AM
Happy April Fools’ Day! You are reading an article written for our April Fools’ edition of the newspaper, The Deceiver. This is a work of satire. Earlier today, a local satire article was found...
March 27, 2019
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10:00 AM
Happy April Fools’ Day! You are reading an article written for our April Fools’ edition of the newspaper, The Deceiver. This is a work of satire. In an effort to deter students from conducting...
March 27, 2019
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9:40 AM
Happy April Fools’ Day! You are reading an article written for our April Fools’ edition of the newspaper, The Deceiver. This is a work of satire. Due to outrage over the haze above UMBC...
March 27, 2019
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9:30 AM
Happy April Fools’ Day! You are reading an article written for our April Fools’ edition of the newspaper, The Deceiver. This is a work of satire. A cheer heard around the world rose up from...
March 27, 2019
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9:00 AM
All over campus you see reminders that we should cook and eat healthy meals throughout the day. But with busy academic and social schedules, it can seem impossible to cook healthy meals that are...
March 18, 2019
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10:51 AM
Every sports team has endured some form of drama that could potentially lead to a downfall of its franchise. Take, for example, the outrage against former Clippers’ owner Donald Sterling, who was...
March 15, 2019
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6:09 PM
On Saturday, the campus group Speakout to Oppose Predators and Their Protectors, or S.T.O.P.P., reached out to The Retriever describing a planned protest for Tuesday, March 12. The protest, which...
March 15, 2019
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6:09 PM
UMBC’s average class size is reported as 20-49 students, but these statistics paint a picture that is drastically different than the actual experience of STEM majors at UMBC. Since STEM courses...
March 15, 2019
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10:30 AM