Pup Fiction
FREE Improv Comedy Show!
Friday, December 9, 2016 · 8 - 9:30 PM
DECEMBER 9TH AT 8 PM! IN ITE 104!
"Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with DOPE-ASS JOKES and furious COMEDY those who are about to be poisoned and destroyed by Finals. And you will know my name is Dog-Collar when I lay my IMPROV upon thee!"" -Samuel L Jackson, kinda.
That's us! Only we'll be striking down upon thee with furious COMEDY! Join Dog Collar Comedy Troupe for a rollicking good time with our end of semester comedy show. There'll be dancing, foot massages, events happening out of sequential order, and most importantly comedy! So don't be a square, and show up! I'm running out of safe Pulp Fiction puns...uh...Royale with Cheese! They speak English in what? How do you want your shake, Amos and Andy or Martin and Lewis? Wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.
That's all I got...
P.S.
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
